This has nothing to do with anything, but here's what's planned for T-day.
The roster:
* Entrées:
Turkey & Caramel Yam - Aunt Fundy
Salmon - A&W (WTF?? WTF??)
* Side Dishes:
Salad - M&T (what? No other veggie dishes???)
Bread Stuffing - Mom (wait, she's not doing the turkey!)
Sticky Rice Stuffing - Aunt Spinster
* Desserts:
Pumpkin Pie - A's folks
Jell-O - Me
And where the fuck is the cranberry relish???